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DOWD: KERRY CONVENTION LIKE 'GILLIGAN'S ISLAND'
Sat Jul 31 2004 14:08:25 2004

"Given that the Kerry convention featured a skipper brave and sure, a first mate who makes others comfortable, a millionaire called "Lovey" by her spouse, two pretty young Kerry castaways and a movie star (the ubiquitously annoying Ben Affleck), I suppose we should be grateful that Camp Kerry didn't introduce the nominee with the "Gilligan's Island" theme song."

So mocks NYT TIMES Op-Ed Queen, and soon to be bestselling author, Maurren Dowd.

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip."

Dowd is set to fire off her latest Sunday column to the unwashed media savvy.

"At least Teresa Heinz Kerry kept her subliminal message simple: She wore a ketchup-red suit to introduce the second senator in her life.

"Her husband, as usual, went overboard. The Democratic convention, which was focus-group-dial-a-metered to death, needed a dose of dramamine."

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