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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN NOV 16, 2003 19:06:25 ET XXXXX
DISNEY'S NEW SANTA: DRINKS, ROBS, SWEARS AND HAS SEX
Top DISNEY executives continue to grow more and more disillusioned by subsidiary studio MIRAMAX, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned, this time over a controversial interpretation of a post-modern Santa Claus!
Just weeks after releasing Quentin Tarantino's shock-samuri-slasher KILL BILL, the DISNEY family will distribute a twisted update of Miracle On 34th Street, BAD SANTA, featuring Santa Claus as you've never seen him before!
Santa Claus, played by Billy Bob Thornton, is shown, drinking, sexing and robbing his way through the holidays.
One shock scene from the movie, set for release Thanksgiving week:
Santa says to a barmaid: "I'm an eating, drinking, f**king Santa Claus!"
"Prove it!" answers the barmaid.
Cut to barmaid having sex with Santa in his car outside of the bar: "F**k me, Santa! F**k me, Santa!"
The film, recently previewed by DISNEY executives, has caused complete outrage, studio sources tell DRUDGE.
"Nothing appears sacred, anymore, this is just not in the spirit of Walt Disney," a top source close to DISNEY Chief Executive Michael Eisner said this weekend from Los Angeles.
Of serious concern: Santa is repeatedly shown on film, in uniform, cursing in front of children.
One scene features a child at a shopping mall asking, "You are really Santa, right?"
Santa responds: "No, I'm an accountant. I wear this as a f**king fashion statement!"
Santa yells at the kid, several times: "Got-dammit! Are you f**ing with me?"
Elsewhere, Santa Claus is shown picking up a young girl, again while in uniform, and proceeds to have sex with her in a dressing room of a plus-size clothing store at the mall!
John Ritter, the store boss, eavesdropping on noise in a dressing room, "Yeah baby, yeah baby, you're not going to s**t right for a week!"
Bernie Mac: "Sure, Santa f**ing someone in the ass."
Santa: "I beat the s**t out of some kids today, but it was for a purpose."
In the end, this new Hollywood Santa Claus tries to redeem himself.... but whether or not DISNEY believes MIRAMAX can, is yet to be seen....
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